603 HICKORY STREET, New Llano, LA

WELCOME HOME, SHA! 🐊 (Owner Licensed Real Estate Agent) Come on down to dis farmhouse-style beauty, where the livin’s easy and the light shines brighter than a crawfish boil at noon. The livin’ room’s got space for days and a #SHIPLAP wall fancier than Aunt T-Boo’s Sunday hat. The colors all through dis place? Cooler than a gator chillin’ in the bayou! The kitchen’s ready for ya gumbo pots and jambalaya pans — got a pantry big enough to hide from your in-laws and plenty o’ counter space for when ya makin’ dat étouffée magic. You got TWO livin’ spaces (’cause sometimes you need one for folks and one for football), plus a primary bedroom with its own ensuite half bath so you don’t gotta fight for mirror time, sha. Step outside and whoo boy! You got a BIG ol’ backyard with a patio and shed — perfect for crawfish boils, dance-offs, or keepin’ dat lawnmower outta sight. Now listen, pets are welcome, but it’ll cost ya a lil’ lagniappe — $300 per critter, non-refundable, max of 2 fur babies. And if you pay on da 1st or set up auto pay, we’ll knock off $25, no questions asked. So come on, cher — this house is waitin’ for ya and it’s got more charm than a Mardi Gras parade float! 🎭